ChitownStang
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- Joined
- Mar 9, 2015
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- Location
- Chicago, North Shore
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- 2015 Mustang GT Premium
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- #16
I’m a believer! Amen, HallelujahUrban legends tell of early neandrathal men, who gather around the fire, and tell stories of how normal Mustangs, upon reaching their 500th mile, 1000th mile for the late bloomers, walk into the forest and are then kidnapped by aliens. The aliens (not the illegal kind, but the extraterrestrial kind) force them to copulate with both a NASCAR and an INDYCAR in a threesome of sin and debauchery. When the car comes out of the forest again it has woken up and become a monstor in it's own right.
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