DFB5.0
Well-Known Member
The thing with Chemical Guys is that they used to one of those sleeper brands that if you knew, you knew, similar to Poorboys and Ziano. This is an interesting situation because Ziano forgot to innovate and got left behind, and Poorboys still markets their products as if it's still 1999.......................as in not at all.Did we all get the Supercheap email today?
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It's crazy to think anyone would pay almost as much as a Griot's BF302 or MTM 22.3 cannon for a Chemical Guys cannon.
I have no experience with any Chemical Guys product, and from what I have heard about their stupidly OTT range of rather ordinary stuff, don't intend to.
Chemical Guys however got bought out by a large company, then merged with Meguiar's. This took the brand mainstream, but they still leaned heavily on their niche brand look and feel when in fact the products became more and more average.
And that's the thing, the products are nothing more than "average". While the majority of the products don't do anything wrong, they don't do anything well either. The brands MO is to throw as many darts as possible at the board in the hope that maybe one of them gets close to the bullseye. And if that fails, they change the name and color and throw it at the dark board as well. Chemical Guys is a marketing company, not a detailing brand.
I took one for the team a few years ago, selecting a few products that I thought might fill a few gaps in my process (I stress the "years ago" part, before my product buying habit). The best product of those was the blue screw-on funnel and lug brush!
Of the chemicals, the Bare Bones was the worst, actually one THE worst detailing products I have ever tried. It's supposed to dress wheel wells, but being solvent bases, it just made a giant mess. I threw it in the trash in the end.
The Mat Renew is also a complete waste of time. Probably the most useless product I have used, it neither cleaned nor enhanced rubber floor mats. Lathered nicely though.
VRP is actually a very nice tyre dressing, looks great and smells lovely. But it had woeful durability. Like most Chemical Guys products, that is intentional to ensure you keep buying more and more.
I also later had a go with Honeydew Snow Foam, it was ok but thoroughly forgettable and nowhere near the excellence of Capro Reset, KCx GSF or NV Snow.
And the thing is, none of these Chemical Guys products are cost effective, both in purchase price and the fact you blow through so much per application. Knowing the Meguiar's link, the stupid pricing makes sense, why buy a substandard product for MORE money than a Carpro, ADS, Gyeon, NV, KCx or P&S product?
In their defense, the Bowden's foam cannon predates the rush to wide mouth cannons. However, I've seen where the bottle on these crack around the threads, which Bowden's have been sending out replacement bottles free of charge. I'd expect they would be keen to remidy both issues at some point.And perhaps Bowden's didn't get the memo about wide-mouth bottles being preferred these days?![]()
As an experienced Detailing Practitioner, my diagnosis is you are now at snob level. But its ok, snob-level detailing is an extremely common condition. Although easily treated, it can get expensive.......................................I guess the main SCA demographic of weekend warriors are oblivious to the offerings from MTM and Griots, and the better consumables from the likes of Carpro, KCx, ADS, etc. The divide between independent pro detailing suppliers vs ASX listed chain stores for the masses.
Have I become a detailing snob?![]()
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